December 2011
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yet another fantastic day with the girlfriend.
what a lucky guy i am.
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Bob, I want all my garmonbozia
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Frank Lundy vs. Dale Cooper
I prefer Coop.
no-worries-mon:
There’s a mind under this hat.
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tomorrow i shall reclaim
my banjo, and then i shall arrive at my lovely girlfriend’s abode to spend a wondrous afternoon with her until about 4:00. I will then go to work and try to keep from drowning myself in a grease vat (although it is very tempting)
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Fuck
No more jumping to conclusions
No more lying to myself or others
No more cutting myself
No more being impatient
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New banjo
It’s got a brass body and mother of pearl designs on the headstock. I cant play it though because one of the strings popped.
time for bed
i gotta drag my butt over to the church tomorrow(at 10 AM… unbelievable) and sit through an hour and a half of story-telling before i can open my god damned presents.
unforgivable.
me: jesus that hurt!
father: jesus has nothing to do with it, son!
me: jesus has nothing to do with anything, dad!
father: you win
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If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor.
– Voltaire
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My mom says I need church because I'm a heathen
I’d rather be a heathen than a hypocrite.
my retainer hurts like crazy.
lol
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